How to throw the perfect tantrum - EPUB, MOBI

Parenting a baby is relatively easy... for the first two years. You spend most of your time covered in thrown-up mashed carrots, and wondering if that stain on your pants is chocolate or something more ominous, and you get used to sleep deprivation. But that baby, that little bundle of joy?

It’s cute. It has chubby sweet cheeks, a gorgeous toothless smile, and a halo that shines brightly around that delightful little head, reminding you how lucky you are to be blessed with him or her. Your bundle, bean, booby, is relatively docile at this time. As long as it's fed, watered, and cuddled, all is well.

Baby stays put when you you prop it up on the sofa with some cushions and run to the loo, do some hoovering and try to work out in front of the TV. They even smile and giggle when you dress them up in the two-piece sunflower, three piece Christmas elf, and the one piece tiger outfit. Ah such sweet innocence!

And then, they go from being babies to Toddlers. And out comes Mr or Miss Hyde. They suddenly develop a personality of their own. They have thoughts and ideas of their own. Things they want to do for themselves and by themselves and in their own time. This 'full moon- howl of a wolf' time, means that the fun is over. No more dressing them up like a baby goose for the family album. They morph into independent, always no saying, power hungry, control freaks. What happened?

They read this book! That's what happened!

So for the next part in depends who you are which one applies to you... For babies approaching toddler age: Learn to get all what you want with this fabulous short book. A must read for the go getting, entrepreneurial toddler to be. For parents: They say that if you would like something to remain hidden, put it out in the open. This book is a figment of your imagination. Don't believe everything you read.

Reviews
“First of all, I must say that I never knew that there was anything called Tantrumology. According to the author it is both and art and a science and is used by children on a daily basis against their unsuspecting parents."

"I found this book really hilarious and must commend the author for his unique sense of humour. I love the way he defines throwing a tantrum as war, where tactic + influence used by the child equals get what you want when you want it ."

"I wish I had read this book as a toddler; I probably would have been more successful as a Tantrumologist."

"This is such an unusual and fun approach to the topic of tantrums and a very effective one too. I think every parent should read this and be prepared. The best thing about this book, is the fact that the author has used complicated strategies like understanding your opponent and knowing when to strike, (which is applied in typical war settings), to explain a childish thing like tantrums."

"I love the inclusion of the parent guide at the end of the book and will advise all parents of toddlers to hide this book from their toddler and remain calm. This is a brilliant book which I highly recommend. I look forward to reading more from this author.”